Ahad, 27 November 2011

Ceritera Catur

There is a joke: a Russian and an American were in the desert running away from a lion.


Suddenly, the American stops and starts to change his shoes.


The Russian laughs and says, "You think Adidas will help you run faster than the lion?"

"No," the American replied, "I only have to run faster than you!" 



This joke describes a real chess game perfectly.

Lawak:  seorang lelaki Russia dan seorang lelaki Amerika sedang melarikan diri daripada seekor Singa di tengah-tengah gurun. 


Tiba-tiba lelaki Amerika itu berhenti dan mula menukar kasut
Lelaki Russia ketawa dan berkata 'Awak ingat Adidas akan bantu awak berlari laju daripada Singa?'


'Tidak' jawab lelaki Amerika tersebut, 'Saya cuma perlu berlari lebih laju daripada awak!'


Lawak ini menerangkan cara permainan catur yang sebenar!

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old Russian proverb: An old chess player invited his five sons to his deathbed.


He challenged them each to break one stick. The sons easily accomplished this task.  The father then put all five sticks together, and challenged the eldest son to break the bundle -- and the eldest son broke them all at once over his knee.


The father's last words were: "What can I say? All your life you were stupid and you'll never learn anything." 

Cerita Russia:  Seorang pemain catur tua menjemput 5 anak lelaki beliau semasa tengah nazak.


Beliau mencabar mereka untuk mematahkan 1 ranting kayu.  Kesemua anak lelaki beliau berjaya laksanakan tugasan tersebut.  Kemudian beliau menggabungkan kelima-lima ranting kayu tersebut dan mencabar anak sulung untuk mematahkan gabungan tersebut -- anak sulung berjaya mematahkan menggunakan lututnya.


Kata-kata terakhir daripada ayahnya 'Apa yang saya boleh katakan?  Kamu bodoh sepanjang hidup kamu dan kamu tidak akan belajar apa-apa jua!' 


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When there is a Lion and Lambs in a field, we must capture the weakest lamb one and another then after that we capture the Lion with less resistance - GM Aron Nimzowitsch

Bilamana ada singa dan biri-biri di padang, kita perlu menangkap biri-biri yang paling lemah dahulu satu persatu sebelum kita menangkap Singa agar tentangan akan berkurangan
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When there is a Lion and Lambs in a field, we must attack the strongest Lion first.  If the Lion is crush, then its easy to capture the Lambs - GM Richard Reti

Bilamana ada singa dan biri-biri di padang, kita perlu membunuh Singa yang terkuat terlebih dahulu.  Sekiranya Singa tersebut mati, mudah untuk menangkap kawanan biri-biri tersebut.
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